So, suppose you got kidnapped. Someone put a gun to your head and say “Go get 1000 Twitter followers this month or go see Abraham Lincoln!” What do you do? Here’s what I did. I do not recommend it. But in case you get kidnapped, you’ll want to reference this post. First, I did not encounter no terrorists. Instead, I met the notorious @dickiebush and @nicolascole77, who tricked me into joining their 30 day writing…